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I recently read a blog where my friend wrote everything that’s happened from the start of this year in a list. I really enjoyed it, and thought – maybe I should be a snobby copycat and steal her idea. Then I thought, no, that’s mean.
Yet here I am, and here you are, but please, before you read my list, read hers: Little Darling.
Yet here I am, and here you are, but please, before you read my list, read hers: Little Darling.
1. Saw fireworks in the city – surrounded by my three favourite boys.
2. “Watched” Sherlock Holmes with an ex.
3. Went on a plane for the second time in my life.
4. Spent a weekend with identical twins.
5. Met a paedophile named Liam.
6. Learnt that a paedophile named Liam liked Twilight. A lot.
7. Used hand sanitizer after running away from a paedophile named Liam.
8. Found an amazing shop called Retro Star.
9. Spent two hours in PhotoPlus.
10. Went on a plane for the third time in my life.
11. Watched Donnie Darko.
12. Had nightmares about the rabbit from Donnie Darko.
13. Made Hike of the Dead - a zombie movie starring real lizards.
14. Met up with Mary and got scared by creepy Red Cross volunteers.
15. Met up with the Lane Cove boys and Mary and went to Balmoral.
16. Probably caught many “transmittable diseases” from Balmoral Beach’s sand.
17. Watched a zombie movie while being interrupted by Chelsea; the soft vibrating cat.
18. Slept in an ex’s bed with Mary.
19. Became obsessed with an ex.
20. Got a fringe.
21. Wrote an abusive blog about ex.
22. Got over ex (again).
23. Caught my first bus into Mt Colah.
24. Filmed inappropriate things at musical rehearsal.
25. Became a Sexy French Maid Bunny for a night at an ill-themed 16th.
26. Met some lovely Barker Boys.
27. Loved year eleven.
28. Did 101 school assignments.
29. Hated year eleven.
30. Became good friends with a Tinman.
31. Performed in the Wizard of Oz as a very cowardly, gender-confused Lion.
32. Met an old acquaintance.
33. Became close with the old acquaintance.
34. Had the musical after party.
35. Spent the night with a “gentleman”.
36. Worked for the first time in two months.
37. Fought for a subject change from biology.
38. And fought.
39. And fought.
40. Became Miss Cecily Cardew for the day.
41. Became obsessed with the Importance of Being Earnest.
42. Changed from biology to music!
43. Loved year eleven (again).
44. Became obsessed with the gentleman.
45. Was politely knocked back by the gentleman.
46. Did first music assessment. Felt embarrassed and humiliated.
47. Went to the doctors.
48. Was told by the doctor that I’m too stressed.
49. Got a blood test.
50. Still obsessed over the gentleman.
51. Went on Dragon Skin.
52. Caught up with the lovely Mr Spinelli.
53. Caught up with the lovely Mr Manurehead.
54. Met a boy with gorgeous blue eyes.
55. Rejected boy with gorgeous blue eyes.
56. Obsessed over the gentleman.
57. Regretted rejecting boy with gorgeous blue eyes.
58. Came home from Dragon Skin.
59. Finished writing a Tik Tok parody to Harry Potter lyrics.
60. Went on a scavenger hunt in the city with my drama besties.
61. Obsessed over the gentleman.
62. Too much.
63. Was completely fucked for the entire scavenger hunt.
64. Was hysterical for the entire scavenger hunt.
65. Calmed down after getting a decor manicure on one nail.
66. Reminisced about past outings with the A-Team.
67. Saw Wicked. Thought it was pretty awesome.
68. Rocked up to Smally’s house three hours early.
69. Tasted Mi Goreng for the first time.
70. "Buggered off" with Smally and Cam.
71. Obsessed over the gentleman.
72. Met Lottie for the second time.
73. Obsessed over the gentleman.
74. Watched 26 hours worth of Avatar: The Last Airbender episodes.
75. Didn’t sleep for 32 hours.
76. Slept.
77. Obsessed over the gentleman.
78. Got a fringe (again).
79. Had a dentist appointment.
80. Was told by the dentist that I stress too much.
81. Stopped obsessing over the gentleman (finally).
82. Had a lunch with the Ward Family. My cousins make me laugh.
83. Watched Cabaret for the first time.
84. Appreciated Liza Minnelli.
85. Hated year eleven (again).
86. Went to the doctors (again).
87. Was told by the doctor that my blood says I am perfectly normal.
88. Went to a Queen Scout Presentation.
89. Met the gentleman’s best friends. Thought they were more gentlemanly than the gentleman.
90. Went to the Hornsby Anzac Day Dawn Service.
91. Regretted the all nighter.
92. Received a beautiful surprise from her best friend involving coffee beans and turtles.
93. Didn’t study at all for exams.
94. Did the Advanced English exam.
95. Regretted not studying at all for exams.
96. Got “anti-stress” drops from Hayley.
97. Stopped stressing over not studying at all for exams.
98. Did Food Tech exam.
99. Got divorced by Gaybi.
100. Wrote this blog.
Yay i am some part of ur list..
ReplyDeleteWell I wasn't going to leave you out completely!
ReplyDeleteLoved this! (:
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeletei like it <3
as if, you have no reason to feel bad.
Your list was different anyway, mine only had 99.
I wrote another blog, and now I'm slightly uplifted, I think...
xx ily santa.
awh thanks kiddies :)
ReplyDeletehow was Sherlock Holmes?
ReplyDeletei don't really know, i was a little distracted..
ReplyDeletethings arent going so well between simon and i.
ReplyDeletei was wondering if you'd accept my hand in marriage... again? lets become engaged. <3
Definitely, definitely Danie. My my, this is quite a post. It's definitely amazing and definitely my favourite post of yours since 'Religion Question Mark :s'
ReplyDeleteI was questioning whether or not I wanted to be dicky and take back all my appraisal because you stole the concept. But, I prefer to stay in ignorance of Mary's and genuinely say that this is a masterpiece.
You mentioned going to the doctor and obsessing perhaps a little much, but I guess we have to be honest.
Amazing Danni, made my day :P
thanks darl :)
ReplyDeletei mentioned the doctor because he kept saying i was stressed, and i mentioned obsessing because
a) it was what was making me so stressed, and
b) because it took up too much of my time to get just ONE mention.