Oct 23, 2010

The Harry Potter [Tik Tok] Parody.

What you are about to see, are lyrics re-written by myself, set to the overplayed song Tik Tok (by Ke$ha). 
This is my beautiful Harry Potter version, and when you compare these lyrics to the Tik Tok ones already on YouTube, you will know that I am incredibly amazing. I am yet to film an awesome film clip for this as I am insanely busy (as always) - so until then, these lyrics shall do. 
Try singing them to the rhythm. I'm excited.

VERSE 1:
[HARRY:]
Wake up in the morning lying next to Ginny
Grab my glasses and my wand
I’m off to Hogsmeade City
Before I leave, feed Buckbeak with some ferrets and crap.
‘Cus I guess I’m all he has without Sirus Black.
VERSE 2:
[HARRY:]

So now I’m writing with all my quills quills
My broomstick’s got the thrills thrills
Dementors give me chills chills
(Doo Doo Doo)
[RON:]
But the Patronus works we agree
Learnt it in Dumbledore’s Army
I wanna have sex with Hermione…

CHORUS: (repeat)
[HARRY:]

I'm the one
The chosen one
Yeah I talk to snakes for fun
[HERMIONE:]
Stick to
What you're taught
Before you go chasing Voldemort
[RON:]
He’s the one
The chosen one
If you’re his friend you’ll be outshone
Like
[ALL:]
In-cen-di-o!
In-cen-di-o!

VERSE 3:
[DRACO:]
Ain’t got a care in the world
Because I’m pure of blood
And yes I may be mean and nasty
But I’m a super stud

And now the death eaters line on up
‘Cus they hear we got Scabbers
But we kick ‘em out the door
Unless they support Voldy’s powers

VERSE 4:
[HERMIONE:]
I’m talking ‘bout
Everybody messing with time, time
Dementors control the crime, crime,
Let’s fight for another rhyme, rhyme
(Doo Doo Doo)
[GINNY:]
Yeah-eh until the horcruxes die out, out
Or the ministry shuts down, down
Ministry shuts down, down
Ministry shuts dow…

CHORUS: (repeat)
[HARRY:]

I'm the one
The chosen one
Yeah I talk to snakes for fun
[HERMIONE:]
Stick to
What you're taught
Before you go chasing Voldemort
[RON:]
He’s the one
The chosen one
If you’re his friend you’ll be outshone
Like
[ALL:]
In-cen-di-o!
In-cen-di-o!

VERSE 5:
[RON:]
In Gryffindor,
You’ll ask for more,
I want to score,
With Hermioneee
[CHO CHANG:]
You make me soar
If you’re hardcore
If you’re hardcore
Just like Diggory **{pronounced Diggrryyyy}
[RON:]
In Gryffindor,
You’ll ask for more,
I want to score,
With Hermioneee
[CHO CHANG:]
You make me soar
If you’re hardcore
If you’re hardcore---
[LAVENDAR BROWN:]
Now my Ronny I heart from the very begin…

CHORUS: (repeat)
[HARRY:]

I'm the one
The chosen one
Yeah I talk to snakes for fun
[HERMIONE:]
Stick to
What you're taught
Before you go chasing Voldemort
[RON:]
He’s the one
The chosen one
If you’re his friend you’ll be outshone
Like
[ALL:]
In-cen-di-o!
In-cen-di-o!