The Harry Potter [Tik Tok] Parody.

What you are about to see, are lyrics re-written by myself, set to the overplayed song Tik Tok (by Ke$ha). 

This is my beautiful Harry Potter version, and when you compare these lyrics to the Tik Tok ones already on YouTube, you will know that I am incredibly amazing. I am yet to film an awesome film clip for this as I am insanely busy (as always) - so until then, these lyrics shall do. 

Try singing them to the rhythm. I'm excited.

VERSE 1:
[HARRY:]
Wake up in the morning lying next to Ginny
Grab my glasses and my wand
I’m off to Hogsmeade City
Before I leave, feed Buckbeak with some ferrets and crap.
‘Cus I guess I’m all he has without Sirus Black.

VERSE 2:
[HARRY:]
So now I’m writing with all my quills quills
My broomstick’s got the thrills thrills
Dementors give me chills chills
(Doo Doo Doo)

[RON:]
But the Patronus works we agree
Learnt it in Dumbledore’s Army
I wanna have sex with Hermione…

CHORUS: (repeat)
[HARRY:]
I'm the one
The chosen one
Yeah I talk to snakes for fun

[HERMIONE:]
Stick to
What you're taught
Before you go chasing Voldemort

[RON:]
He’s the one
The chosen one
If you’re his friend you’ll be outshone
Like

[ALL:]
In-cen-di-o!
In-cen-di-o!

VERSE 3:
[DRACO:]
Ain’t got a care in the world
Because I’m pure of blood
And yes I may be mean and nasty
But I’m a super stud

And now the death eaters line on up
‘Cus they hear we got Scabbers
But we kick ‘em out the door
Unless they support Voldy’s powers

VERSE 4:
[HERMIONE:]
I’m talking ‘bout
Everybody messing with time, time
Dementors control the crime, crime,
Let’s fight for another rhyme, rhyme
(Doo Doo Doo)

[GINNY:]
Yeah-eh until the horcruxes die out, out
Or the ministry shuts down, down
Ministry shuts down, down
Ministry shuts dow…

CHORUS: (repeat)
[HARRY:]
I'm the one
The chosen one
Yeah I talk to snakes for fun

[HERMIONE:]
Stick to
What you're taught
Before you go chasing Voldemort

[RON:]
He’s the one
The chosen one
If you’re his friend you’ll be outshone
Like

[ALL:]
In-cen-di-o!
In-cen-di-o!

VERSE 5:
[RON:]
In Gryffindor,
You’ll ask for more,
I want to score,
With Hermioneee

[CHO CHANG:]
You make me soar
If you’re hardcore
If you’re hardcore
Just like Diggory **{pronounced Diggrryyyy}

[RON:]
In Gryffindor,
You’ll ask for more,
I want to score,
With Hermioneee

[CHO CHANG:]
You make me soar
If you’re hardcore
If you’re hardcore---

[LAVENDAR BROWN:]
Now my Ronny I heart from the very begin…

CHORUS: (repeat)
[HARRY:]
I'm the one
The chosen one
Yeah I talk to snakes for fun

[HERMIONE:]
Stick to
What you're taught
Before you go chasing Voldemort

[RON:]
He’s the one
The chosen one
If you’re his friend you’ll be outshone
Like

[ALL:]
In-cen-di-o!
In-cen-di-o!

The Monster.

We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.

It's been a while - I've realised - since I have written a proper venting blog. One with raw emotion and unedited thoughts, blurring my computer screen and snatching my heart. And the reason? The reason is: I've had nothing to vent about. For the past few weeks I have been so unbelievably happy, gushing to friends non-stop and having the time of my life, that I'd had nothing to rant, rage or cry about.

But now I feel all crushed and worn. Something has changed in my mind, and I can feel it coming back. The unhappiness. The darkness. The monster that lives inside, waiting to break through and destroy all the walls that had taken so long to rebuild. That clouded mind. That distance. That loneliness.

Just when you feel everything is going right, something needs to happen to slow it all back down again. No one is allowed to forever be happy. No one is allowed to be perfect.

I find that I am tired all the time, and seemingly nocturnal at night. I've been here before, and I knew I'd come back. Though I don't know if I am there yet. I feel like I've been on a really long train ride, and it happened to break down a few stations too early. 

Will I ever reach that destination? The one I long for, where my hopes and dreams actually come true? The one where all of my plans work out the way I wanted? Where people are caring, and as amazing as they should be? There are no lies there. No fucking around or cruelty. 

If only there were such a place.

It is true that I am not back in the dark just yet. Though I can see it; feel it approaching; rushing at me; ready to tangle me in its mix of webs and spiders. 

I just hope that someone sticks out their hand to come and rescue me before then.

I'm sick of doing this alone.

100 Things You Should Already Know About Me.

So it's been a while since my last list blog, and the last one had a good response and it was quite fun, so I thought I'd write another.

Here are 100 things you should probably already know about me. If you didn't know them - start memorising! They're not in any order, just shows how muddled my writing brain is.

1. I am one of three-surviving quadruplets. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=quadruplets)
2. I am the middle child - by one minute either way.
3. I am a drama queen.
4. I am not religious.
5. My first real kiss was on my driveway just after the new years countdown for 2008.
6. I am a sucker for song lyrics. Sing me a song and I'll love you longtime.
7. I was a vegetarian for a day. Then failed.
8. I over stress.
9. I over analyse every tiny detail.
10. I hate waiting. It means I have more time to dissect every meaning from something, then cause whatever it is to fail without chance.
11. I have terrible self esteem. Sometimes.
12. When at a restaurant, I always get a pasta dish.
13. I don't like calling people on the phone. If I do call someone, I say what I need to, get the information I need, and get out.
14. Acting is my favourite thing ever.
15. I have never been overseas.
16. My favourite present would be from Shannen - a written play script about my life.
17. I currently work at Boost Juice.
18. My favourite colour is pink.
19. My dream job is to edit film or media of some sort.
20. Cute notions never go unnoticed.
21. I love Nickelodeon's Avatar: The Last Airbender.
22. I am obsessed with playing Tetris.
23. I can be overly confident.
24. My favourite animals are turtles and snakes.
25. I like to be aware of flaws, so that I can fix them.
26. My favourite band is A Fine Frenzy.
27. I have a thing for glasses and freckles.
28. I act old for my age - but can be immature when upset.
29. I am too short.
30. Pet Hate: the misuse of words that have multiple spellings (your, you're, their, there, they're, etc.).
31. Music is my favourite subject at school.
32. My dream car is a light yellow 1998 Volkswagen Beetle.
33. I would prefer to train it than bus it.
34. I am a very fast texter.
35. I believe if something is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
36. My biggest fear: dead bodies.
37. I am a Leo.
38. All of my ex's are best friends of mine.
39. I believe everyone has a secret personality waiting to be discovered.
40. I hate confrontations.
41. I love the audition process.
42. I have a pair of painted volleys. One is Red Riding Hood, one is the Big Bad Wolf. They definitely made my birthday amazing one year.
43. I once wanted to be a librarian, a teacher, and a zoo keeper.
44. My favourite pizza flavour is cheese.
45. I love the spotlight.
46. My first job was at a dog kennel.
47. The best present would be if someone wrote and performed a song for me.
48. I love making movies.
49. The best game is Rachet and Clank on Playstation2.
50. Harry Potter's world is my favourite creative invention.
51. I have a thing for blue eyes.
52. It has been a secret dream to live in London. With the rain.
53. The game Spyro is amazing.
54. I have a bad habit of falling for older men.
55. Pet Hate: Flies.
56. I am a texter, not a caller.
57. There are only two people I hate in the world.
58. I love the chase.
59. Cookie dough is probably the best thing ever.
60. My favourite television show is Glee.
61. I am unfortunately good at blaming others for my own mistakes.
62. My favourite film genre is Horror.
63. My favourite artist is Gabrielle Aplin.
64. I think coffee is amazing.
65. I think satay mi goreng is better than original.
66. My favourite season is Winter.
67. I don't hide affection.
68. My favourite writer is Jodi Picoult.
69. I like night better than day .
70. If I'm mad at you, expect a facebook status about it. If I'm really mad at you; expect a blog.
71. I seem to fall too quickly for boys who lead me on.
72. I practically live on facebook mobile.
73. I am either happy, tired or extremely low.
74. My favourite fruits are a mix between avocados and pineapples.
75. I have only ever been in love once.
76. I go out of my way to help people.
77. I like cigarette smoke, but hate the thought of smoking.
78. Pet Hate: Nail files.
79. I love musical theatre.
80. I have issues with getting my feet dirty.
81. I prefer cold to hot.
82. I usually find that after chasing something for so long, when I finally get it, I don't know what to do with it.
83. I believe everyone has good in them. Somewhere.
84. The best ice-cream flavour is cookies and cream.
85. I am one for using the silent treatment. But use it on me, and I'll freak out.
86. My most played song on iTunes is Almost Lover by a Fine Frenzy with over 900 plays.
87. Manicures are the only thing that can calm me down completely.
88. If I poke you back on facebook, then you're special.
89. I am too trusting.
90. The best time of my life was during the last school musical: The Wizard of Oz when I was the Lion.
91. I will always be a sucker for Disney movies.
92. I love random presents or visits from the people I love.
93. I can't bake - at all - but I can cook.
94. People annoy me easily.
95. My favourite movie is The Lovely Bones.
96. I am very competitive when it comes to the things I'm good at.
97. The biggest turn on is a really nice smelling guy.
98. Pet Hate: when you leave the lights on in a room you're not in.
99. I voice my opinions. Some say too much.
100. Everyone deserves a second chance.